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Submitted by Christian Schneider on So, 2009-04-12 21:23
$ cat ~/42.c
#include <stdio.h>
#define SIX 1 + 5
#define NINE 8 + 1
int main(void)
{
printf("6 * 9 = %d\n", SIX * NINE);
return 0;
}
$ gcc 42.c -o 42
$ ./42
6 * 9 = 42
(Source via Email bekommen)
/etc/services
Submitted by Christian Schneider on Di, 2007-10- 9 18:59
#include <netdb.h>
#include <netinet/in.h>
int
main(void)
{
struct servent *service;
char **zgr;
int erst;
setservent(1);
while ( (service = getservent()) != NULL) {
printf("Service: %-12s ", service->s_name);
printf("Port: %-5d ", ntohs(service->s_port));
printf("Protokoll: %s ", service->s_proto);
erst = 1;
for (zgr = service->s_aliases; *zgr != NULL; zgr++) {
printf("%s%s", (erst==1) ? "Aliase: " : "," , *zgr);
erst = 0;
} //for (zgr = service->s_aliases; *zgr != NULL; zgr++)
printf("\n");
} //while ( (service = getservent()) != NULL)
endservent();
if (h_errno != 0) {
herror("Fehler!!!!111!");
exit(1);
} //if (h_errno != 0)
exit(0);
} //
#include <netinet/in.h>
int
main(void)
{
struct servent *service;
char **zgr;
int erst;
setservent(1);
while ( (service = getservent()) != NULL) {
printf("Service: %-12s ", service->s_name);
printf("Port: %-5d ", ntohs(service->s_port));
printf("Protokoll: %s ", service->s_proto);
erst = 1;
for (zgr = service->s_aliases; *zgr != NULL; zgr++) {
printf("%s%s", (erst==1) ? "Aliase: " : "," , *zgr);
erst = 0;
} //for (zgr = service->s_aliases; *zgr != NULL; zgr++)
printf("\n");
} //while ( (service = getservent()) != NULL)
endservent();
if (h_errno != 0) {
herror("Fehler!!!!111!");
exit(1);
} //if (h_errno != 0)
exit(0);
} //
Eklig, aber tuts (zumindest fuer 'n fuenf Minuten Hack)
Programming in Deutsch!!!!111!
Submitted by Christian Schneider on Mo, 2007-03-26 18:15
int
main(void)
{
int server_kennung, client_kennung;
mqu_anforderung anforderung;
mqu_antwort antwort;
int genauigkeit, divident, divisor, quotient, i;
if ( (server_kennung = ....
main(void)
{
int server_kennung, client_kennung;
mqu_anforderung anforderung;
mqu_antwort antwort;
int genauigkeit, divident, divisor, quotient, i;
if ( (server_kennung = ....
Bin ich der einzige der das fuer eklig haelt?
Adam war zuerst da!
Submitted by Christian Schneider on So, 2005-12-11 18:23
- /* HUMAN_DNA.H
- *
- * Human Genome
- * Version 2.1
- *
- * (C) God
- */
- /* Revision history:
- *
- * 0000-00-01 00:00 1.0 Adam.
- * 0000-00-02 10:00 1.1 Eve.
- * 0000-00-03 02:11 1.2 Added penis code to male version. A bit messy --
- * will require a rewrite later on to make it neater.
- * 0017-03-12 03:14 1.3 Added extra sex drive to male.h; took code from
- * elephant-dna.c
- * 0145-10-03 16:33 1.4 Removed tail.
- * 1115-00-31 17:20 1.5 Shortened forearms, expanded brain case.
- * 2091-08-20 13:56 1.6 Opposable thumbs added to hand() routine.
- * 2501-04-09 14:04 1.7 Minor cosmetic improvements -- skin colour made
- * darker to match my own image.
- * 2909-07-12 02:21 1.8 Dentition inadequate; added extra 'wisdom' teeth.
- * Must remember to make mouth bigger to compensate.
- * 4501-12-31 14:18 1.9 Increase average height.
- * 5533-02-12 17:09 2.0 Added gay option, triggered by high population
- * density, to try and slow the overpopulation problem.
- * 6004-11-04 16:11 2.1 Made forefinger narrower to fit hole in centre of
- * CD.
- */
- /* Standard definitions
- */
- #define SEX male
- #define HEIGHT 1.84
- #define MASS 68
- #define RACE caucasian
- /* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files.
- *
- * Files must be pre-processed with MENDEL program to provide proper
- * inheritance features.
- */
- #include "mother.h"
- #include "father.h"
- #infndef FATHER
- #warn("Father unknown -- guessing\n")
- #include "bastard.h"
- #endif
- /* Set up sex-specific functions and variables
- */
- #include <sex.h>
- /* Kludged code -- I'll re-design this lot and re-write it as a proper
- * library sometime soon.
- */
- struct genitals
- {
- #ifdef MALE
- Penis *jt;
- #endif
- /* G_spot *g; Removed for debugging purposes */
- #ifdef FEMALE
- Vagina *p;
- #endif
- }
- /* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA duplication.
- * Allocates buffers and sets up protein file pointers
- */
- DNA *zygote_initialize(Sperm *, Ovum *);
- /* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE
- *
- * Returns structures containing pre-processed phenotypes for the organism
- * to display at birth.
- *
- * Will be improved later to make output less ugly.
- */
- Characteristic *lookup_phenotype(Identifier *i);
- ===
- ...and so on.
- [ Note that God uses three-space tabs ]













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