If u are nosy, you can send me a email to To send me private email use my public Key. You can get it as follows:

  $ gpg --recv-keys --keyserver F678E1DA
  $ links -dump
  $ lynx -dump
  $ w3m -dump

(dope@painless) : (/home/dope): gpg --fingerprint
pub   rsa4096 2018-06-21 [SC]
      050C 5154 51A4 0087 F0F6  5600 3673 E0E7 F678 E1DA
uid           [ultimate] Christian Schneider (Because fuck you, thats why.) <>
sub   rsa4096 2018-06-21 [E]
(dope@painless) : (/home/dope): 

About me and this fucking page

You actually want to know more about me? Well hell, I'd better make with the autobiography. My full, official, completely not madeup name is Christian Schneider. I'm born in Regensburg and currently i live in Donauweg 2, 93102 Pfatter. Computers have always been a pretty important part of my life. For better or for worse, I've been playing with computers since around '85. Or maybe before, I can't remember exactly. I believe my first computer was a TI-99/4A given to me by my brother. Somewhere along the line my dad bought our first "modern" computer at home, a 386 DX 33 MHz... Gone a long way since then.
~94, I was introduced to this "new" operating system by my neighbour. I started using linux (Slackware) then, and my liking of *nix OS' has grown from there. I primarily use NetBSD or OpenBSD on my servers, and Slackware on my desktops. At one point or another, I've used (and administrated) Linux (Debian, Slackware, RedHat, SuSe, many other distributions as well as other Unices like SunOS, IRIX, AIX and HP-UX. I speak English, et je sais parler français, una pequeña españaewsr, eniachê ellada, prilièno namirnica srpski and German. Since 2006 have been working as a freelance IT consultant focusing mainly on the area of IT security and Linux/Unix. This (my own personal site) will be hosted by Neessen Webhosting (Winfried Neessen is a Linux/Perl/ HTML/CSS and PHP - guru)
In any event.. this appallingly piece of HTML code was created with VIM under Slackware and OpenBSD. The clean design this requires also means that text only browsers such as Lynx cope very well with this site. It really is best viewed with any browser., because this page (like almost all other) are W3C conformable. For more informations about me, send beer, pizza, money and willed sluts!!!11!


[dope@dreckskind:~]% finger -l dope
Login: dope                             Name: Christian Schneider
Directory: /home/dope                   Shell: /bin/zsh
On since Tue Jun 29 02:49 (CEST) on tty1      17 hours 35 minutes idle
On since Tue Jun 29 02:50 (CEST) on pts/2 (messages off)
On since Wed Jun 30 12:06 (CEST) on pts/62 (messages off)
On since Fri Jul  2 02:07 (CEST) on pts/227 (messages off)
On since Sat Jul  3 03:44 (CEST) on pts/343   23 minutes 28 seconds idle
Last login Tue Jun 29 15:11 (CEST) on tty3
New mail received Sat Jul  3 04:55 2004 (CEST)
     Unread since Fri Jul  2 13:43 2004 (CEST)

"Yeh, Buddy..            | (Christian Schneider) |  _~~_
 I've got your COMPUTER! | % GPG-Key-ID: 0xF678E1DA             | (O)(-)
 Right HERE!!"           | Donauweg 2, 93102 Pfatter            |  /..\
 (computer THIS!)        | ~/.plan .. cloaking device....       |   ()

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